Satellite Laser Hair Removal is permanent, fast, convenient, and often safe.

No prescription is necessary; simply enter your precise geographic coordinates and a valid credit card number, and the procedure will begin as soon as an available hair removal satellite passes overhead. You can schedule Satellite Laser Hair Removal sessions at your convenience anywhere in the world.Laser Hair Removal satellites are so sophisticated they can even remove unwanted hair while you relax and enjoy the sunThere's no need to take time away from your busy schedule to visit a doctor's office or clinic; Laser Hair Removal Satellites' patented depilatory beams come right to you at the speed of light, no matter where you are.Whether you're looking for a tidier bikini area, to eliminate that uncultured-looking "unibrow," or to destroy those troublesome underarm hairs forever, Satellite Laser Hair Removal is for you!Satellite Laser Hair Removal makes the perfect gift! Isn't there someone in your life that you'd like to have zapped with a space-age depilatory laser? You won't believe the look on their faces when you surprise them with permanent hair removal from space!Imagine being able to eliminate Unwanted Hair once and for all without interrupting your daily activities.Most of the time, Unwanted Hair is eliminated permanently after just one treatment, but if you find that we missed a spot, a follow-up Laser Treatment can usually be scheduled within a few short hours.So, don't delay! Schedule treatments for everybody on your gift list, and don't forget your animal friends: Satellite Laser Hair Removal is perfect for poodle sculpting and can even be used to neuter your pets if they happen to be lying on their backs at the time!Satellite Laser Hair Removal only takes a few seconds, but the results will last a lifetime!